Last August we had to buy a new car as one of our cars laid down and died. I think the other one has never gotten over it and it took a turn for the worse and had to be towed to the repair place.
Since Clyde was without a car today I had to drive him to work which is a 30 minute drive. I like to have some humor in this section and I pretty much depend on Clyde for the funnies.
I didn’t have one today so I asked him if he had anything I could use.
I thought I gave you a few. What did you do with them? Dropped them in the trash wishing they were me?
Wow, he is one glib writer.
Enough said!
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We are getting some snow tonight. We just got over 15 inches and now they are predicting an inch. Snow in April. I am really looking forward to warm weather. I found my inner tube that I use on Claytor Lake and I am going to be sure to get away from this computer and swim as much as possible. I am going to keep a close eye on the weather so I won’t get rained out. Lake season! Here I come!
Sailboat Sunrise Original 40″ x 30″ Oil painting $2430
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My smart phone that is way smarter than me makes a lot of weird noises. If someone sends a message by messenger it makes a ping pong like noise. Sometimes it makes a strange heaving sound. I think it wants me to look at Facebook when that happens but I am not sure.
The other day Clyde said your phone is singing.
I wish it would shut up. It talks more than I do.
Maybe you should drop it in a pond and a frog will kiss it and shut it up.
Don’t tempt me.
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My mouse is driving me crazy today. The selecting is whacky. I can’t select and then write over it. It knocked one of my youtubes to the bottom when I was trying to change something. I know what the problem is. I keep putting off changing the battery. It needs new juice but I keep pushing the old one a little more. After my last loud cussing session I think I just may get off this seat and get a new one.
Morning Color Dance Original 24″ x 18″ Oil pastel painting $864
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I read an interesting tweet today. If a writer falls in love with you, you will live forever. I don’t know about other writers, but Clyde is always cracking me up with his off beat sense of humor.
So in my case if a writer falls in love with you, you are in danger of asyphixiation.
I may laugh to death some day but what a way to go!
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I am pleased to present my latest impasto oil painting! This one came together so well I could pinch myself but I don’t like pain.
This is definitely my most complex painting so far. Every square inch is an explosion of color and texture and my joy comes right through every brushstroke!
Fisherman at Pawleys Island Original 24″ x 18″ Oil painting $1296.00
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Clyde is not interested in writing novels or humorous books. Poetry is his thing but every once in a while I tease him about writing a book.
Since he is such a curmudgeon I said he should write a book called The Stupidity of Everything. He said that would take 5000 pages for the first sentence.
Now that’s a curmudgeon deluxe!
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